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There is a day coming, a day when you find yourself here, on my blog, apparently that is today. Welcome, I'm Lena, I live in that country with a bunch of different time zones... I hope that you enjoy your time here. if there is anything I can do to make your stay more comfortable don't hesitate to ask.
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tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

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fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

fuegoking:

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

The rarest most illest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire LIFEE

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!
White dads in horror stories  (via capnfalcon)
They’re like, 12
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

summcohen:

tv meme | 03 favourite musical moments → let’s go to the mall (how i met your mother). (03/03)

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

brooklynboobala:

I’m a romantic. I like short walks on the beach. I like sunsets. I like belly rubs. I like wallowing.

brooklynboobala:

I’m a romantic. I like short walks on the beach. I like sunsets. I like belly rubs. I like wallowing.

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

westborofaptist:

smiles-hide-secrets:

westborofaptist:

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars