If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.
who wouldnt reblog wallace wells
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.
I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.
you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud
Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget
they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker
We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?
"how is that racist?"- white proverb
when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it
October is a month away?
IT’S TIME TO…
Mumford and Sons basically.
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created